Ask Paradise
[Paradise]

sturmpony:

Hey, there. Do you like the tropics?

Hello there! The tropics? I’ve been a few times but never on anything other than business. The weather’s a little stifling for me in the long term, but it’s nice every so often. Why do you ask?

 Would you be interested in staying at this GREAT motel sometime, called the Sunny Palms Motel?

Hey, Cuz. ^^

Hey, Cuz. ^^

Rather easily...

Huh. Well, while you’re here, wanna check out the Sunny Palms Motel? ^^

Hmm? Hello, Glitch Torrent, Captain of the Ponyville Militia. *offers hoof*

Hey. ^^ *Shakes* Huh. How’d you get all the way over here in the tropics?

Ahhhhhhh, the colder half of the year…On the bright side, if prices actually drop this season, we can get more ponies to come here. ^^
So, this is Ponyville, huh? Nightmare Night?
Hey there, Luna told me I should say hi.

Hey.

Hey, nice to meet you Paradise ^^

You too. ^^

Can I just get a coconut?

*Gives him one*

Oh, come on, free coconut milk should warrant more asks than THAT.